The Importance of Thongs

Megan was a bridesmaid at her aunties wedding about a week before the wedding it was decided that we were all going to get a spray tan. I'd never had anything like this before right so I went into the tanning booth and got undressed they'd given me the little paper thong to put on but I had never seen a thong before oh don't bother they'll shine she says. "I just feel like the reminders of that string and the supermore that they used to cut cheese yeah well yeah cheese true"