I Can Fly by Flapping My Arms, Don't Believe Me?

There's a report that i can fly by flapping my arms. Of course, you don't believe me. Why would you believe me if i say i can fly through the air by flappin my arms? But let me tell you, there are two people who are absolute experts at arm flapping flight. And they both said that i could do it. So now, don't you feel stupid? Sure when i said i could flap my arms and fly? Well, ok, skepticism might have been appropriate. I could see that. You're convinced now, aren't you? Aren't you? Not only that, but the person in the media who i told anonymously that i