The Poison Spiders in Australia

I'm from Sydney and I've come out every year since 2014. There are spiders so big they can eat birds. We literally call them minabuds because they're so small. So it's a victim-blaming culture there. They're like, well, that bird deserved it. Look how small it was. It's not funny, but I'm just going to agree. Australia is full of poison spiders. Isn't it true? It's only some of them are poisonous. Would you say that tonight's Dinkum is fair? It's very fair Dinkum, mate. And I wish someone had a hat on. You would like that.