Are we just talking like natural causes, no apocalypse If everything goes as planned

I think apocalypse is a probabilistic thing that could

happen 33 years

old OK, how?

Um,

water was Mmm You are a big baby about drought and water I thought that I am a big baby about basic human necessity of water I have heard Tom say that he realistic believes that he would live over a hundred Like that technology would catch up with him or catch up with it with us, you know what I mean?

I think, yes

Did you also live to over a hundred? No, I do not OK Tom used to be afraid of moving to LA because he thought there was an imminent water shortage that would cause street warfare among the students I'm still It is almost time Almost time We're almost there Ready day now Ready day now I know that you both were afraid of the west coast because of the tectonic plates falling off and everything falling into the ocean Yeah,

that's a big

ice, quite kind That's much more reasonable Well, I've read that one, but that one is right there We're long overdue for that For the Supervolcano to whatever Yeah, and then will that kill us all? That will kill

us all I'm not so worried about the Supervolcano, but definitely the big one up on the Pacific Northwest That keeps me up at night Yeah, that keeps me up at night too

I'm losing sleep over that That's why you

move back to Kansas and not the Pacific Northwest Because although you play a big

game of Oh, I'm honored, I'm so tough, I don't know, I'm not scared of anything Secretly beats me down It's funny, everybody who listens to this podcast, that's exactly what they think of me Oh God, I'm gonna be so tough, he's not afraid of anything God, I'm gonna do that They think that Hunter Schurum puts on a front, but he's terrified No, no, no, no, no People that listen to this podcast, they say oh my God, Hunter, he's so invincible He's such a tank of a character, that's what they say about me They call me Hunter the Tank Hancock You're such a tank, such an immovable force I've never met a

tank that's one hot pocket away from a heart attack

Probably, you know what, I think that, well one, I think you're wrong there I think that I've built up my body and destroyed it over time And now my whole body's a giant callous, so now it's like If I don't feed it to Hot Pocket, that's when I'll have the stroke and die If I start eating avocados and shit, that's how you know, that's when he know I'll sit there I'll get the droopy half of my face and stuff like that Yeah, that's what I

happen to buy into a

carrot You just have to fucking scrape Yeah What is this? What the hell is this? What is this? I actually

love carrots They are the candy of the vegetable kingdom, I think it's been said Really?

I just love a nice steamed carrot You know what I mean? Like a sauce with you, whatever you cook a carrot, it's nice and soft You throw it into whatever, it's a beautiful medley Yeah, I'm with you I'm not a huge fan of avocados, which is a problem because avocados Like they unblock your heart, like they unclog your arteries And I've been trying desperately to get into them, but I just can't stand it It's the texture, can't do it Yeah,

I think avocados are like, I think avocados are mid-to-mid I like guac, but I hate fucking avocado toast, that shit makes me want to vomit so bad It's so hard

to work guac Yeah, I don't like guac either If I'm being honest, I don't like when anybody shortens anything Like there's this pickleball company here in Kansas City called My Paddle But they spell it P-A-D-L And I'm like, what does that really shorten? It just pisses me off But so many people do that, like there's another pickleball place here called Swerve and it's SWRZ or V, whatever And it's like, it's just one of those things where I'm like, it's just, it's more annoying than it is Like cool, it just feels really fucking lame It feels like the- So they can trade market, bro?