If I Google that, I'm not going to get some fucking...

What kind of teeth? What kind of grill would you... What would your grill style be? Would you be one sort of diamond and one tooth? Would you do a shark style? Would you do a diamond plate, a sleep apnea machine? It's like in my mouth, so I don't have to put it in every night. Wow, that would be amazing. Iced out in your sleep. My dreams are iced out, man. My dreams

are

so icy. I love when people do this. When they're talking about someone flexed, like, everyone I brought up my What.CD membership to that torrent tracker. Someone was like, Eric flexing is what.CD membership. And I did the ice cold emoji, like, freezing. You know, they're just about seeing that ice cold emoji when you flex in your wealth and your drip. That just makes me laugh.

I got post nasal drip right now. How you feeling right now, Joe? You need

to lay off the fucking Coke.

I'm sick.

So you have a regular Schmegula ass cold. The classic style cold right now. It's curious to me. It's curious how you're always sick on Saturdays and Sundays. And not so much the rest of the week.

I'm just so not busy. I'm just so sick every weekend because I work so hard during the day on the week. And then on the weekends, I'm just at home, man. Why? I'm just at home. I'm not anywhere else. I'm

not at the clubs. All right. Well, I feel like we got to dress on the race track. Why did you say not at the club? I'm not hit one twenties in the staying.

I don't give a. I'm not racing for pink slips. I'm not doing it. I don't have some secret ass life. All like that. No, no people.

Sometimes since I'm in LA, I feel like I'm out. I'm out of the loop on your two. You two have go in and out of like crazy, like falling. You guys have falling out. Like we just, I just hop in the zoom and I think everything's good. But I don't know that, you know, on Wednesday. Well, it's because we're running a business, dude. This is, this is a business right now that we're working on. Okay. That's personal life. That's personal shit that we work out on our own. Sometimes it's highs. Sometimes it's crazy lows. Sometimes it's violent. A lot of times there's lawyers. It's many civil suits. I've gone back to the community. I didn't get the comedy to make friends. That's for sure. No, I sure did.

Look at all the greatest comedic partnerships in the world. What happened to them?

Look at Castella. Seek free of royal. Well, Fjordl. Smothers brothers. That's a, that's

a sandwich. That's smothers.

The smothers brother. One of him, one of them just

died. Oh, Leo, Nardo and Brad Pitt. Leo, Nardo.

No, Leonardo.

You can't be out, my

friend. Nutter. I like better players. Mmm. I like those cheese.

You like those more than the cheese ones? What? You like those more than the cheese crackers?

Yeah, I do like Nutter buttered more than the cheese crackers. You're talking about the crackers that are all orange. Yeah.

And they have the peanut butter. Oh, those are classic. Those are good. Some of them have cheese, man. See, I like those ones. See, I like the cheese kind. The cheese time. Yeah. Mmm.

Yeah. Cheese. C or peanut butter time. Yeah. Oh, I just made it crazy. I've never made like vodka sauce before. Have you guys ever made this at home? I made this from my brother the other night. Oh, the time. Just a little cream, yeah. And I'm like, well, we're cooking at home. It can't be too bad for you. Think again when it comes to petalavodka with ricotta. We ate a whole bag of pasta. You know what goes into this sauce? Yeah, it's garlic. Yeah, it's onions. Yeah, it's tomato. It's tomato. Guess what else? Whoa. A whole cup of heavy cream. Oh, see, that's why it tastes. Oh, yeah. It tastes so good. And then a cup of vodka. Oh.

Drink,

drink, drink. And then Parmesan on top. Did you have a little sip on the side? Did I? Did I? For you a little bit for the sauce? Did I make one martini? Yeah, I did. Wow. Did I have a glass of wine? Yeah, I did. Did I wake up that night thinking that I couldn't feel my left arm? Sure. Okay.

So afraid. Why is this happening? You didn't just tell me.

You didn't just tell me. The reality. Yes. I definitely am losing touch with the reality. Did

you say pasta water, Eric? Did you

fuck? Of course I saved the goodness pasta water. Thank God. You'd

be a fool if somebody makes pasta without that. It's like you should basically have your New York City citizenship. I know.

You should get slapped by Eric Adams. I put pasta water in a motherfucking.

Whatever they're called. Water bottle. Take that shit to the whatever it's called. The gym. I got sick brain right now. I'm struggling so hard to get basic words which I normally

have. How many times is this being sick for you, Jack, this year?

I was sick December so that's one month ago. Shit. So I'm two in a row right now. Come February. If I can get three, that'll be three in a row.

Well, can I share something with you guys? Some new story that I heard from a again unreliable busted TikTok source of somebody who's definitely incredible interviewing Tom DeLong of Blink-182. Oh yeah. Once that name gets brought up, I want to hear whatever that news is. What is it? Well, we've learned to not doubt him.

And we certainly have learned to not doubt him. He's been right about a lot and he like and he plays music.

And well, he was talking about there is a pyramid in Alaska. Have you heard of this? Of course. No, why? No, there's a there could be up there. It's all snow. It's but it's yeah, correct. But what's underneath that? Pyramid. A pyramid. Pyramid. I don't know. Okay. Anyways, he was like, what is the function of these pyramids? They're batteries. They are lowering the consciousness of human beings. So if you felt so that so you know what I'm saying? We're all feeling

something. If you can see where we're we're all feeling like, damn, I feel like a little something feels a little bit different. You know what I'm saying?

Our consciousness is being fucking siphoned by the Alaskan pyramids. Dude, that's why that's why you're sick right now, man. It's because we're on a prison colony right now prison planet. They take all the misbehaving basically. I think every person on earth participated in some type of interdimensional heist some type of horrible crime and we've been sentenced to this three dimensional space. We usually have four dimensional five D 60 beings and now we have to live life wondering what type of cheese cracker we're going to get next. Let me show you talk about

pasta water. Yeah, let me show you my notebooks. Let me show you my notebooks because in 2010 2011, I hit my first gravity bomb ever and I realized this conclusion quickly as hell sitting on the porch in North Carolina. I realized, oh, oh, how come it is whenever I laugh? It's because I'm getting too close to something very serious, right? And I'm I could just tell in that moment that I'm in a vat of basically I'm not you don't have human shape. We are liquid and in another dimension, you are in a vat basically like a fish tank and they're signaling the people who have us captured are signaling all the little neuron and vertices to activate at certain points. We are in an intergalactic war, your human human body is your prison and the only way to get out is to fucking kill yourself and you have a duty to do it so you can get back into the battlefield. Rip open the

aliens next. Why do you think Robin Williams was selling back to the fucking battlefield? He's the fucking super soldier. He was long. You know how close he was to the. Oh, you know who the Titans are Robin

Williams of V.G. and motherfucking Chris. Well, Chris

Ross. He's next. Chris

Williams is the commander.

He's kind of the general. He's like the engineer. I want to see cat Williams fucking in the in the top ranking military officer of the country. I want to see the army and just what he can do with a with some troops. If we give him if

we give him 20,000 bodies to just he goes

straight to the White House if he was with the immediately was commanding a buried mech suit. You know what I'm saying? He finds the mech suit. He's operating it. He's like gets taken. It's a big Steve Harvey's house. Crushes his precious. He's already have a cat William.

Cat Williams sliding down the outside of a Gundam. I killed you all and then he slides out the eyeball slides down the whole body. The gun is

like cooling down. It's already. Oh my

God. Imagine that was Cat Williams. He's got it on autopilot and like fucking getting getting crazy head and. Oh my God. You know, listen to the list of mania cat Williams listen to list of mania getting head in the pilot seat of the mech. Oh my God.

Oh man. See what can be.

You know, I'm so. Are they fucking on the space station international because they're up there for 90 days. I

think they configure the literally not kidding. They get the most unattractive. They figure out what your tastes are and then they hire someone that's really the opposite. You know what I'm saying? Are you kidding me? Huh? We're screwed.

So the one's are going to be the ones who survive when the planet collides and do another planet and the only people in the space station are two busted ass fucking Chewbacca the hut and whatever. We're screwed. They're going to think we were busted ass ugly. We need to get that spaceship out there with Ryan Reynolds in it. Oh, dude, I have this

realization. You've a Mendez. Viva Longoria. Yeah. And some other hot ones. It's one of those ones from making babies.

Who's the girl from Chuck and Larry?

Jennifer Aniston. No. Who?

Jessica Beale.