The Third Wrong Boy as Hallucinated by Alex

We want to turn here to our third co-host who's sitting as he always is at the table with us. Now a lot of people don't know Alex exists, but he does. The third wrong boy as hallucinated by our friend in a large language model. We've devised a thrilling kind of Chris Angel, David Blaine, Harry Houdini style stunt where we've armed Alex. He's got two magnums here. And he's going to be literally putting guns to our heads and forcing us to explain how AI works.