Twitter Etiquette: How to Save Yourself

Etiquette expert Jordan says he would apologise on Twitter, and then contact his boss. William Hanson is worried about a mate boasting about DMing this super hot girl on Twitter. So how do I tell him my fears? Or let him keep living this strange Eastern European fantasy? Remember, you are more than welcome to tweet into us at any time - or help AppSexedMyBoss.com on email.