The Saxon by Stanley Holloway

An old Saxon sovereign is named to a lion-hearted Sam and he fought for his friends in his foreman, Sineer babe in his pram. Our Sam lived at Castle at Windsor with his horses and yeoman on guard and he didn't reckon much for thaunting. But he liked to play darts in the yard. One day Sam were having his dinner and uprode a party of thanes and they said, come on Sam, hurry up lad. We're stabbing a set two with dains. Oh, when Sam reached the scene of the battle with a fierce look of war on his face, he rode straight up to an horseman named Albert and it him on