A Boy Is Yeeting Himself

Today, we're going to talk about the Florida International University Pedestrian Bridge Collapse from back in 2018. The NTSB released the report, which I then skimmed over. Jeff Bezos is about to go into outer space because he wants to get as far away from Earth as possible when he's not CEO of Amazon. And yet the blue origin space crap is so much crappier than what Elon Musk does.