How to Read the Headlines of Articles

I don't think anybody reads more news than I do. Donald Trump is retarded in the way that we were all bummed out whenever the twin towers fell But he wasn't that's how stupid he is. He was the twin towers falling of an intellect. Why are we anyway, can't we just get rid of his advisors? That'd be great or even better Let's build a fake White House. It already has it's called the winter white house, but here's what we do or saw the white house now Okay, we build a fake press corps We put all of his people in reality show Shoo man. Shoo man! The only person I know reads as much news