Threads: The New Social Media Site From Facebook

Threads is a new social media site from Facebook called of all things, Threads. Nick Clegg was the leader of the Liberal Democrats and wiped out my party in the process. He watched Threads and thought it was a new Paddington movie. Meanwhile, some white powder found in the White House was discovered to be cocaine. I knew nothing of this, or anything else for that matter. The only white powder I come into contact with is that white powder you get when you open a tin of travel suites in your car. And your sunglasses on your driving gloves on your son's little packets of cocaine. God bless Queen Lively.