The Smitey Version of the Bible

Good Friday is the day when Jesus... Died, says Paul. So I think Friday's the day that he died,. and I think he came back on Sunday or Monday. Right. But it's not that... Why is it always a Friday, and why is it not a specific date? That's what I don't understand. They've made it a Friday because it's more convenient for him to die on the Friday - then you've got the weekend to recover and stuff. He needs a weekend to get over it. Oh, God, that was funny. It's a good story. We're being frivolous about... Was that the right answer? Being frivolous about religion, nothing ever