Don't Call In, You're an Idiot!

A train driver caused two terror alerts when he mistook a didgery du for a grenade launcher. He reported that he had seen a man carrying a grenade launcher, and other passengers said the man fitting his description of the suspect had been there but only had a didgery due. And apparently, the partners of snores wake up on average 21 times in the night. Did you know that? She is suffering more than you are, probably.