I'm Not Greeting You Merry Father's Day

I am done responding to a sea of texts on dom holidays, like fourth of july. The worst is when you get to happy father's day and you can tell it's just to cut and paste. And then the worst is these fakin people that send that shit. I'm actually, i think i'm not goig to do it for christmas. Why does your birthday involve you having to take ten minutes out of your day?