The Strange Paranoia of Bad Behavior by Mary Gedskill

The Irish in New York fetishize sparkling water unbeknownst to themselves because it reminds them of Holy Wells back home. The building of St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York for the poor Irish community caused the price of sparkling water to go down that they could afford it complete fucking coincidence. Ryan Reynolds on Mary Gedskill: "I'm gonna hit myself into the head with [her] bad behavior"