The Duchess and the Under 19's Trials

Penelope was introduced to the duchess's mistress, Belinda. The pair sat together at an under 19s show jumping trial event in Shontay. Penelope noticed a lot of whispering and asked if they were OK with it. She said she could hear 'Merci Merci' which is French for 'I've got it on good authority' But then he added: 'Don't do that half-English thing - you're like Philistine Messy.' And so began their story about what happens when two mistresses become one.