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Darren Allen (We Are Living In a Machine!)

Stay Free with Russell Brand

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I've Got to Get His Name Right

The machine is equipped with a massage pipe that resembles a vagina. This makes collecting sperm on spots very difficult. In order to meet clinical demands, we invented this automatic sperm extractor. But the day you invent some sort of terrifying pink-rimmed sex orifice then I'm your man. Ding wang.

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