Casey DeSantis and the Rhonda Santis Campaign

Rhonda Santis' husband is being shepherded around Iowa and New Hampshire diners. Casey DeSantis would kill herself if she went more than a day without wearing an infinity scarf, he says. She also has phantom limb syndrome for her tailbone that was removed at birth; it's a new rumor I'm starting for Donald Trump. "If you're done as dumb as Roger Stone, that's Lady Macbeth to you"