Can I Eat Your Disloppy Buns?

The person who ate my sloppy buns may be listening to this podcast. I haven't been able to stop thinking about this for more than a week now. If they had been french fries, if he had ordered a burger and the guy had said, can I eat your french fries? I would have said yes of course. There's no reason not to, except if you were some kind of really antisocial weirdo.