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9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'

No Such Thing As A Fish

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The Importance of Sperm in the World

There are too many redheads in relation to demand, says Cryos International Sperm Bank. Danish sperm bank stopped accepting donations from Scandinavians because they export a lot of their sperm internationally and there's not so people like to have children that kind of look like them. 90% of men's sperm has either two heads or two tails, or multiple heads and tails, or like a coiled tail or broken tail. 16 liters of elephant semen were being kept in South African export office for three years as part of Project Frozen Dumbo. The tourism board spent hundreds of thousands of pounds trying to re-find a great slogan to arrive to for all of Scotland. They arrived at welcome to

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