What's Going to Be the InResult of This, Guys?

The 74 conference in washington was cancelled after an investigation into anti-Semitism by the tech community. A c w f is silent about the whole thing, so Stuart smith sends his own report to every member chapter around the world and threatens to go to the media with it. And that winds up hurting the a c w f more than hurs whackle because the wackle gaserli are alike: they've been doing a whole investigation on us this whole time without even telling us. They're a bunch of jews, right? So it creates this big scandal, and all the latin americans rally around the tech s am, you know, saying, a i knew it