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Your Third Eye Is Your Butthole

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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Don't Put Your Dog Down

"If you pi like dog, and you can't be in the room with him at the vet because it's like too hard for you, i don't know, will be judgmental," erica says. "You shouldn't be people in for like covet ando, you shouldn't." Don't take your dog to the groomer before you put it down; give it a bath if you want but make sure it's comfortable. When your dog's upset and it's time to go, let the ilet, let the old boy go and die, and then get drunk, get very, very drunk, and thenget a puppy.

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