The Toughest SOB on the Face of the Earth

"I was almost knocked out onto my butt by the most stomach-turning smell I'd ever smelled in my life. Like I knew at the time it was fecal matter, but there's a huge difference between a fresh dump and the kind of stuff that had been plastered in this guy's butt for maybe two or three days," he said. "It's never the drug traffickers or serial killers that actually keep you up at night."