Andrew and Mark Middle's Adventures in the Klo-Kai-an-Nog Forest

Two Welsh brothers named Andrew and Mark Middle were camping in the Klo-Kai-an-Nog Forest in northern Wales. They had collected an ample stack of dry kindling that afternoon but as the night set in, they found their supplies of firewood dwindling. It's more than likely that, given the time of the year, the forest floor was very cold and damp during the night. Then, through the pitch darkness, Andrew Middle quite clearly heard his brother say, oh my god.