The Dracula Guy, but Not the Dracon, Lois and Bram Stoker

"I want to see Gary Oldman have like a huge six pack in that movie with that stupid little hairdo, but he's just like, check out my rippling abs," says the actor. "Throw some cum gutters on that guy who dies to you know, the Confederate boy soldier ... I would like to see the rock into kill a mockingbird."