The Martinez's Kidnapping Gang

The Martinez's are the kind of people who go to a Michael's, right? They're like a middle-aged couple shopping for whatever kind of decorations together. But this lady decides like, nope, they're part of a kidnapping gang. People with color don't shop. Yeah, it's to steal my white children. Now this, this happens. Nobody wants white children. They're terrible. No, no, horrible. You can't see them anything anymore without them having an incident. It's because they all got allergies, you know, which is because they're not actually abiding by the primal principles and eating nothing but raw liver. Exactly. That's what I go to