The Importance of Teleportation

It's the new way of recognizing an old person. When we were fifteen, if your VCR was blinking twelve, it meant you were thirty-eight,. And now if you make that reference, people know you're forty. It's funny. Our VCR reference is blinking twelve. Our comedy is blinking 12. And nobody here knows how to reset it, because they don't know what it is. Anyways... So what are the teleporation or sex? So like, basically, you could teleport anywhere, you could, I guess, hold someone and bring them with you. You could try me.