Side Stories: Mysterious Cattle Mutilations
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The Hero of the Week
A man wakes up in horror To discover his puppy His chewed off his big toe. But it turns out indeed In a bizarre twist That the puppy chewedoff his toe Because he had two blood clots in it And it was about to go rightTo his brain. The key is because every comedian also only ever Really wants to talk about themselves So if you just ask them Such come up with all the incredible material But be the serial killer Yeah It just seems like you're really there that's how you get them That's how you getting them I'm saying Alright Well I believe it's time for hero of the week Howdy the hero Okay this heroIt's interesting Because you might not
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