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The Sultan of Slow Jamistan Declares Independence From the United States of America
The Sultan of Slow Jamistan officially declared independence from the United States of America at 1226 PM on December 1st, 2021 as he broadcast his secession live from his open air government office in Dabla, India. The Republic has also all the trappings of a fledgling nation state. It issues its own passports, flies its own flag, prints its own currency, the double and has a national anthem that's played on state occasions. And while the Sultan of SlowJamistan has instituted or instigated more than a few bizarre laws, he's only outlawed wearing Crocs, for example.