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Bad Wigs For Life

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Candycorn Isn't Just Candy, It's Candy.

Candy corn is something that, like, there's a difference. Why would you even do this to other people, especially children? You know, an do wel buy their own candy, usually by you don't specialday for treats. And meanwhile, yo, be eating rad twizzlers and shit like them. Them shids don't taste like liqor. Nothing's worse than than a fuckin liquorish, especially black o i men yus tinslam. Liquorises are nasty. There's lik specialty ones that are good, but them holes, no, leav. Good night.

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