Dirt Man

I like dirt man. Because he does live in a ziploc of dirt. I feel strangely like if anything happened to him, it would be really bad. My favorite part of dirt man is that you spent like four minutes just giggling and saying, I don't know what he is. He's a found object. Where did it come from? Also, it is old and weird. And what if it was like buried there by like, you know, my house was built in 1923. Oh, so this could be an artifact. Anyway, dirt man is my weird thing. Is it weird? I love it. But do you have anything with acting? No. I'm