Who Controls the Universe?

The universe is self controlled. Nothing outside the universe can control the universe, because the universe has no outside. Even as i was sitting here talking, already, scientifically speaking, you and i have moved through space. Our x is cordnets have moved even though we're sitting here and not moving. The earth and the sun have all moved hundreds and maybe thousands of kilometers just in the last few minutes as i've been talking. But see, what's interesting is that if you expand your idea of what you are, becoming the entire universe, while who controls the entire universe? See, now you can't make an appeal to something outside of the universe controlling the universe.