American Pie: A Biography of My Life

"I don't really have to deal with the reality of my dad describing the inner folds of a woman's vagina," he says. "In my mind, I have the safety and security of just pretending that doesn't exist to him." His father was in maybe the most iconic scene about a father and a son having a sexual moment in American Pie. He did not walk in on me having sex with the pie. The movie was not about my life, sadly.