The Tree Stands Are the Most Interesting.

"It's like when you first get wheels on your luggage, you're like, my God, not having to carry a suitcase," he says. "Pride go at before a destruction and a hotty spirit before a fall." 'I don't know anything I understand,' the writer adds of Silicon Valley-style computerized tree stands. "'You drop your tree and now you're going to go chunk a chunk a chunk of you push down with your foot' -- that wire draws the claws together in an even way.'"