Miss Fanny Bean's New Way to Dive

Miss Fanny Bean aged 39 years of 1201 B Street. Fell downstairs at her home at 12 o'clock last night, cutting her lip. Police ambulance responded to a call, but the woman refused to go to the hospital. The next story is spelled Chicago wrong. So there's no one checking this paper when the car goes to print. You're going to love this headline, Gareth. This horse is pastry fiend. What the fuck are you talking about? That is not how nature works.