The High-Ass Crack

I was really self-conscious about my bum and so I decided to put the ever so slightly larger side of the song over my bum. Of course my fanny decided it was starving and gobbled it up completely. As a lady walked in I was digging this now ever so slightly disintegrating song out of myself she took one look at me and it was very obvious that she was trying not to laugh. She said goes the other way around darling I'll get another pair or I can say yeah as I took the first pair off and another pair was being passed to me. The staff members giggled just around the corner oh no she was only 70 that's not cool a different lady came