How Does My Fitpit Know That It Needs to Start Advertising Stretchy Pants?

"My fitpit had told amazon that this fellow's pants aren't going to be fitting him very, very soon if he keeps putting on this wagt. So let's sell him some stretchy pants." But then i'm like, how te fok, did my fon know that it needs to start advertising stretchy pants? My fock and wayin scales ratted me out because they're all smart devices. "They have all this data now about my my body fat levels, my heart, rase my higs, how active i am, pretty intimate, detailed information about my health". And then they're selling it to the stretchy pans company. What