Episode 137: Astrology
Last Podcast On The Left
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Theo T-H-E-O
A young white cock would be forced to swallow a tiny parchment scroll On which magical words had been written. Would have a kernel of wheat that you would place on each letter and then the message would be over or until the cock stopped eating the grain. A magician was trying to see who would succeed Valen Caesar as ruler of the Empire Hmm only problem was there were four dudes whose names began with Theo like the ostides the equates the bum the von von the earth and Theo Theo huts the ball. As soon as Caesar found out the prophecy He had all four theos killed and as a bonus poisoned the magician oh every time It has to only spell up you like you know I'm
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