The Tender Body Parts of a Nipple Piercing

Is it always tender? Once, these are things I don't know about nipple piercings. There's no place that's marketing itself as like, the better, upscatter wings. Is it possible to convince your bosses, and maybe your coworkers, that it is not a nipple piercing, but in fact, shrapnel from an explosion that doctors advise you was safer to just leave there)? "It just got me. This grenade? Oh, I got out of the way. It just got me."