The Red Couch

Mike Kananeski sat down on the oversized Red Couch with a microphone in his hand. The living microphone justored dramatically, offering his stick figure hand to the old woman and saying, thank you so much for joining me for this interview, God. Below each of the speakers were two knobs dedicated to various functions. It was an ultra-low resolution screen. A pixelated smile emoji rested in the top left of this screen. A similarly minimalistic frown emoji was displayed on the bottom of the vertical axis. Near the bottom ofThe low-red screen a red line appeared. It moved slowly across the chart's horizontal axis. The line tracked the moods of every single member of the