
The Now Show - 24th March
Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4
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HS2 to Be Delayed by Two More Years
Transport Secretary Mark Haber said this was due to significant inflationary pressure, which is also the main reason for breaking a sex doll. Conservative MP Ian Stewart tabled an urgent question on the revised timetable. The last time I got a train up north, there was a pigeon on it, and it wasn't stuck. That's just how we deliver messages of delays to the passengers. If you don't live in London, you might not know this, but the further on the outskirts you get, the Mother Station sound like mired up places in a children's book.
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