Is Your Daughter Back in School? Is She on the Minute?

"I could have come down but my natural caution and pessimism meant that I didn't, which was... I think it's a smart call because otherwise all of the oxcast events just turned into chicken pox parties where everyone gets sick. But this time, well, who knows what's happened? Especially since, you know, we would have gone out drinking and I would have been ... You know, you're the fucking best mate," he says. "It's not like... It's not a competition, obviously. No, no. Like, I don't want to one up you or anything." 'My eldest is back at school today. My middle daughter has had impot