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The Odds of Running an Old Person Off the Road
I ran an old person off the road when I first moved to LA. She hit a tree head-on. Initially, I kept driving. Then I felt bad and got her out of the car. And then I noticed that she was still breathing. So I took off my shirt, she was bleeding, and I pretended like I was going to cover up her wound. And I just wrapped it around her head and strangled her to death.