A. I'm the One Who Pencild Whipped Your Mot in Your Two Mile Time

Dmitri, a lowly soldier in the 19 forty one version of the red army was dressful. In his liation for his hero of the soviet union, ward, he was cred with killing 23 people in the span of only a few minutes. He told his commander what had happened, and as you can imagine, nobody believed a fucking word.