Rude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall
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The Pirate With a Distinctly Yellow Mouth
"You don't understand how long it's been since I felt this kind of power," he says. "I'll never say another bad word about yellow, the color yellow ever again." A pirate runs up to you with just tragic teeth and shoots at your head. He had eight hit points but still scored 57 total.
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