Who Decides Who Feels Like a Computer Person?

i like to focus the class around this question of, who decides who gets to feel like a computer person? i assume that ph d programs mean that you can set the printer up, right? That's the whole, all that schooling. If you can't set up a printer, what's the point? I mean, the big secret of computer science departments is that they also have i t people,. So also, this building, i swear, has the worst wife on campus. Gee, if only there were someone here in this computer science department building who understood my computers, who invented wif who invented wi, i ren maybe we co i wouldn't have to tether to my phone