The Bends

In the nineteenth century, there was this thing called the grecian bend. And it was a way that women walked where they kind of stuck their bums out. So when people started going into mines or diving and they started having this problem, it was around the same time that the greekian bend was a really fashionable way for women to dress. That's why it's called the bends. Those women can't have enjoyed being made fun of, though. Oh, they din't car ecause it's fashioned. Like, you don't care if you're fashionable. Look at you with your big ou now, godsilla pants, or whatever you like. These are fashionable