Those Piercings Aren't a Thing You'd Like to See, David.

"This is nothing but obvious fiction where he's like, I would love to just sort of like paint a quick picture of the type of people I'm talking about," says David Bianculli. "I was sitting outside at a table eating lunch counting the number of piercings the waitress had on her ears, nose, lips, and belly button 19, I think." He also says like aging hippie, but how do you know that the guy? Right? Because he's got like long hair. And it might just be a guy who works in finance describing finance things.