Play the Game, Dude!

"I don't know, man. I don't hear much about spitballs nowadays," he says. "They take a piece of paper, chew it in your mouth and put it in a straw or whatever... It hits the chalkboard." He recalls an incident when his son's crossing guard lady yelled at him for not stepping perfectly on the crosswalk. 'You're that guy. I'm that guy. You don't care who she's yelling at, bro'