The Importance of Calming the Hell Down

The former Manchester United boss resigned from his role after being accused of conspiring with people to rig a betting market. He had sole control over whether he ate the pie or not, so what's a guy supposed to do? I feel like this hero knew what he was supposed to do - which is to eat a pie. So yeah, like you put a man in a no-win situation and he does something funny. Hopefully he's a secret millionaire offshore in the Bahamas for his actions.